At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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