I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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