so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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