Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
