i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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