They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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