Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
i think im in europe. pls send help
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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