"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
