ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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