I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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