i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
