Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I believe in your delicious
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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