She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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