I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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