Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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