if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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