Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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