3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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