he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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