Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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