maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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