Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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