my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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