I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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