he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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