Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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