fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just cut my nipple shaving
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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