i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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