I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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