I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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