If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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