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You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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