your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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