9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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