Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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