you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Can I color on your dick again?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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