just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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