summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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