Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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