I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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