ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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