Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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