The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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