Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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