Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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