i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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