He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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