Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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