Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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