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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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