oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
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go home
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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